"First, wrap yourself into the fabric by spinning around with your arms out. Then, once you’ve completely entangled yourself, do a flying pirouette into the air, arch your back and fling yourself onto the bed. If you’ve done it right, the net will hold your weight for a moment and you can swing in the air, like a ******* monkey. Repeat. For an hour.
Also, it goes without saying, you should dismantle all of the lamps in the room, spread crackers on the floor, spill some milk on the bed and then promptly fall asleep."
(according to her son Cole)
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